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there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you
(Source: crycaster, via partyprogram)
I don’t wanna hurt you,
But I’m bout to work,
Watch you mouth drop real low.
I’m turning you up, burning the club.
Bounce - Iggy Azalea
(Source: voguememoirs, via fuckyeahpopicons)
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
“I want this job marginally more than I want to be homeless.”
(Source: bookercatch, via frightenedbyabsurdities)